We interrupt your regularly scheduled dose of self immolation and national schadenfreude so you can enjoy some good news from Columbus.
What does this have to do with football? Perhaps Evan Blankenship can answer that for you…
He finished third (third!?!?) behind the fencing club’s Michael Jackson review, although Mark Titus said that the competition was over once he heard Evan sing.
Happy Friday… would it have killed him to do a little Mumford and Sons?