Welcome to a special edition tBBC Round-table© where a few staffers decided to get together and come up with some admittedly absurd comments. We just went around the table looking for possible events this football season, be it on the stage of Ohio State, B1G or college football in general.
Disclaimer: this is presented in the spirit of pre-season ‘decompression’; no one here suggests that you use this information for possibly nefarious purposes.
Here we go, in no particular order… well, actually it’s in alphabetical order.
Q: How many times will the media try to justify Johnny Manziel’s actions?
A: Over for sure…..one a day for the remainder of the football season.
And I’ve already seen one!
Q: How many games will Ohio State win?
A: Well we aren’t losing any games so figure out the answer yourself!
Follow up comment by Eric
A: Set the bar at 11.5 games and you’ll have a tough bet. I might take the under on that.
(Eric may have his research methodology down pat, something to consider.)
Q: How Many times Will Kerry Coombs be seen on the TV screaming at the top of his lungs?
A: If it’s less than 25 than either the cameras are broken, or every offense against Ohio State has decided to run the ball..
Q: Will Indiana have more wins or more ugly uniforms worn this season?
A: This is the most accurate line I’ve seen the last twenty seasons.
Q: How many yards will Braxton Miller gain rushing this year?
A: If it’s more than that, our offense is in serious trouble.
Q: How many HB’s will Iowa lose (injury, transfer, dismissal) before season is over?
A: Or the remaining years left on Kirk Ferentz’s contract, whichever is lesser.
Q: How many times with Ohio State fans get pissed off at the way the national media is treating the Johnny Manziel situation?
O/U A Gorillion.
A: Take the over…. we’re a big, vocal, bitter group of folks.
Q: Days before urban Meyer is blamed for Riley Cooper.
A: Take the Under
Q: How many BBQs will Brady Hoke have before he fills the 2015 recruiting class in TSUN?
A: If it’s less than 70(one a weekend until 2015 signing day) then he’s not recruiting well.
Q: How many times will ‘Bert’ Bielema say “why’d I leave the B1G for this crap” under his breath before saying it out loud.
A: In all honesty if he says it under his breath once, ill be in shock. Out loud his very first offensive series
OK, we got that out of our system. This gives us about two weeks to get serious. Thanks for stopping in.