Silver Bullet Points Elevates

Written May 28th, 2014 by MaliBuckeye
Morning Glory

Morning Glory

It’s Wednesday, so you totally should be sobered up from your Memorial Day celebrations.  While many of y’all were enjoying your Saturday slumber, your humble correspondent was up planting flags before the sun arose… certainly better than the usual Los Angeles morning. Well, what do you think was going through my head on the trail? What do you think I saw?

Buckeye 411

Commentary- Conflicts Of Interest

I’m not much of an NFL fan. Oh, to be certain, I’ll avoid my family watch the games on Sunday and Monday, and always pay attention to the playoffs, but I don’t have “a team”.

And no, this has nothing to do with living in Los Angeles.

I was raised by Cowboys fans… mom and dad loved The Hat. At some point, though, I began to appreciate the play of defenders (where I would end up playing in college), so the work of the Steel Curtain, the ’86 Bears, the LT/Pepper Johnson led Giants won my allegiances.

It was also during this time that I came up with my current strategy for professional affinity:Which team has the most players on it that I loved watching in college.  Yup, if I had “a team”, it was the Buddy Ryan Eagles. Buckeyes Keith Byars and Cris Carter, Reggie White and Jerome Brown, Keith Jackson, and the greatest punter of all times… Randall Cunningham.

It’s what I follow even today- “Which team has the most Buckeyes?” is followed by “Most Cornhuskers?” in order to keep peace in the household. My interest in the OSU-centric 49ers is easy to defend, but I’m understandably more intrigued by the World Champs than I may have been earlier.

Takes Some Getting Used To

As someone who isn’t a die-hard NFL fan, though, I haven’t had to do some of the emotional and logical gymnastics that many supporters go through during this time of the year.  Many Buckeye fans were quick to proclaim that Texas A&M’s “Johnny Football” was a spoiled trainwreck… but now that he’s a Brown he’s “our spoiled trainwreck”, and shouldn’t be trifled with.

Likewise, Ohio State fans from the southern half of the state who thought that AJ McCarron was merely Saban’s Minion are hopeful that he might be the messiah for a Bengals program that could use some good news… or at least news that doesn’t involve the police blotter.

But what do Bengals and Browns fans do with John Simon, Ryan Shazier, Cam Heyward, Mike Adams, Will Allen, and Bryant Browning? Simon is just one player… albeit one that plays for the traitorous “Ratbirds” of the Modell family.

With the black and gold, though, it’s a lot more complicated… Not only have the Steelers been the most successful franchise in the division over the past 30 years or so (at the expense of Cleveland and Cincinnati alike), but former Buckeye Dick LeBeau is one of the architects to their victories. And he will be directing some of the more potent weaponry to be honed in Columbus. Our friend Janelle was raised in Pennsylvania, and never stopped loving her Steelers- for her, this year’s roster has got to be a pretty fantastic proposal (although not the best she’d received recently)

How do you reconcile the loathing that you feel twice a year during the regular season with the love that you felt every Saturday for three or four glorious Autumns? Ramzy took a look at this from the perspective of the individual players and our response to them… I’d argue that it’s OK to take that one step further.

Sure, cheer for the Bengals and the Browns, but in other situations remember the one rule that should hold your heart:

You can’t go wrong pulling for the team with the most Buckeyes.

Around The NCAA

  • Getcha Popcorn- We’re getting closer and closer to the NCAA’s day of reckoning via the O’Bannon Case.
  • SEC? Someone Else’s Conference- Nick Saban talked today about how he wished Alabama could find a program from a “Big 5″ conference to add to their schedule, and Will Muschamp mentioned that he wants to stop playing FCS schools.  So… remind me again who can make those decisions? Who can tell their ADs to schedule a “home and away” with a team from the PAC 12 or B1G (instead of the “neutral field one and done” that’s still south of the Mason Dixon line)? Oh, that’s right… not the head coaches of two of the most powerful programs in the country.  Nope- it’s someone else’s decision.
  • But Hey, Get Paid- Fashionable? Nope… but it helps hold up the wallet.
  • BYU to B12? That’s the “rumor-du-jour” as programs start to jockey to not be left out of the Big 5 conferences and the national cash cow playoffs.
  • Since We Mentioned It- We’re still not sure what or who or when… the contracts ain’t signed just yet.

And Finally

It’s summertime, so here’s a confession: I don’t really enjoy the ocean, even though I live near the coast.  This video helps explain my rationale:


  1. Michael Doty SrNo Gravatar
    May 28th, 2014 at 8:06 am

    My father is also a huge Cowboy fan and would pound his chest about them all the time. So that is why in 1976 when Tampa and Seattle came into the league, I made an 8 yr old executive decision to be a Free Thinking Seahawks Fan!!!

    I also check the rosters to see who has the most Buckeyes at the start of every year.


  2. JasonNo Gravatar
    May 28th, 2014 at 8:17 am

    No shot. Don’t care if the Stillers or Ratbirds are 54 ex-Buckeyes per team. Never going to happen. Death to the infidels.


    MaliBuckeyeNo Gravatar
    May 28th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Hey, I’m not saying that anyone should cheer for “the enemy” (whoever that might be), just that it might be a good tiebreaker if you’ve got no other rooting interest.

    Or, that you should just cheer for the ‘Niners… Michigan Man coach and all.

    (the best part? The way Harbaugh jerked TTUN fans around before heading to San Fran… that almost redeems him, in my book)


    JasonNo Gravatar
    May 28th, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I’ll root for players to do well. Like “if these bastards HAVE to win, then Shazier better have 2 sacks and a pick 6″ kind of thing. lol


  3. KenNo Gravatar
    May 28th, 2014 at 2:10 pm

    Well. I’m a dyed-in-the tearaway Browns fan, so there’s that. Other than any given Browns game, I pull for the team with the most Buckeyes on the roster. Mostly, I take the approach similar to Jason’s; “Buckeye Fantasy” ball. I’ll cheer for the Buckeyes on the NFL roster to do well, ambivalent about the team outcome.

    Great video of the rays, Mali. The underwater videos are something that m c escher would have done.


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